Close encounter of a different kind

If you looked up the Cebu sky last night, you’d have the crap scared out of you. At least seven balls of light were clearly visible in a linear formation (if you squint hard enough and connect the dots, it could be the Grim Reaper’s scythe.) The lights were stationary and stayed visible for minutes.… Continue reading Close encounter of a different kind

Pity the policemen

It seems having sex during anti-prostitution raids is a sacrifice for them. Chief Insp. Romeo Perigo of the Cebu Provincial Police Office says so. Provincial Prosecutor Jane Petralba, however, says police should stop having sex in anti-prostitution raids because they are “not only exposing their butts, but also (themselves) to criminal case for having sex… Continue reading Pity the policemen

Deferred success my gluteus maximus

An association of teachers had considered a proposal to use “deferred success” as euphemism for “fail.” According to the Global Language Monitor: “The Professional Association of Teachers in the UK considered a proposal to replace any notion of failure with deferred success in order to bolster students self-esteem.” Among the euphemisms spotted this year are:… Continue reading Deferred success my gluteus maximus

Ouch

Shades of Lorena Bobbit. From Sun.Star Cebu today: Tired of her husband’s womanizing, a woman in Lapu-Lapu City cut his penis while he was sleeping Monday morning in Barangay Lo-ok, Lapu-Lapu City. Ronald Armada Pino, 26, was brought to the hospital while policemen arrested Maridee Lepardo Sejuela, who is four months pregnant. For the full… Continue reading Ouch

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