Close encounter of a different kind
If you looked up the Cebu sky last night, you’d have the crap scared out of you. At least seven balls of light were clearly visible in a linear formation (if you squint hard enough and connect the dots, it…
Pity the policemen
It seems having sex during anti-prostitution raids is a sacrifice for them. Chief Insp. Romeo Perigo of the Cebu Provincial Police Office says so. Provincial Prosecutor Jane Petralba, however, says police should stop having sex in anti-prostitution raids because they…
Deferred success my gluteus maximus
An association of teachers had considered a proposal to use “deferred success” as euphemism for “fail.” According to the Global Language Monitor: “The Professional Association of Teachers in the UK considered a proposal to replace any notion of failure with…
Weasley clock for muggles
If you’re a fan of the Harry Potter series, you’d be familiar with the wall clock used by the Weasley family. It doesn’t tell the time but location of members of the Weasley family. I don’t know how true this…
Ouch
Shades of Lorena Bobbit. From Sun.Star Cebu today: Tired of her husband’s womanizing, a woman in Lapu-Lapu City cut his penis while he was sleeping Monday morning in Barangay Lo-ok, Lapu-Lapu City. Ronald Armada Pino, 26, was brought to the…